I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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