it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
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