Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
Randomize
