is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
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