On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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