it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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