It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
tell your sister to shave her snatch
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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