Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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