The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
Randomize
