i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
I need a beard to bite.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
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