I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Passed out on a playground for a while before trying to break into the elementary school. Erica thought her captain tasted like cat food, so she poured her bottle into her cat's dish and proceeded to eat it like cereal.
You win. Erica always eats cat food.
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
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