Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
Randomize
