id be glad to
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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