At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
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