I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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