I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
Dude, sorry for live texting you my binge drinking. If you'd like me to do the same for my hangover, I can share that I just had to sit down while q-tipping my ears.
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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