i don't plan on having that self control this summer
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
She unfriended me on Facebook after I responded to her long love note with #demtittesdoe. Jager is the goddamned devil.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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