Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
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