What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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