WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
