Porn is love you can see.
Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
You took a bar mat shot.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
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