just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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