google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
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