Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
Life is so much better after having sex.
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
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