The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
on todays agenda: meeting with a life coach then going to the dollar store to buy batteries for my vibrator. clearly im still unemployed.
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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