Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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