Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
someone owes me an orgasm
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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