she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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