Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
If I die, sorry about rent.
How do I put this... You're dating Ricky from Trailer Park Boys. Stop eye-fucking him and actually listen to what he says for once. He actually said "I self-learned that myself, basically" while rolling a joint. He's worse than your unskilled magician ex that accidentally cut off three of his own fingers
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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