Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
he had hair everywhere except his balls
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