we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
Apparently drunk me was getting hit on and i wasn't into it so i shouted "Stupify" at him like i was fucking harry potter then went to the pizza place next to the bar and punted some guys pizza box out of his hands. :(
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
The ass gains better be worth it
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