Why are handjobs necessary in class?
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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