I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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