We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
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