Already got asked if we're dating
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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