A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
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