i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
My math professor just asked us to draw the graph of the derivative of our drunkenness from friday to sunday. Dear Jesus this looks bad.
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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