I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
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