Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
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