I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I woke up, mistook him for my ex, and started screaming. It was all that chest hair. I don't think this relationship is going anywhere.
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
Randomize
