He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
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