We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
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