I can text with my tongue
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Randomize
