In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
Did I show you my penis last night?
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
Randomize