using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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