I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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