dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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