Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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