Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
Remember when you laughed that I downloaded a “fireplace” station on my Roku? I just woke up butt naked on my couch with my fireplace station playing. So there, guess that shows you. Now excuse me while I go back to sleep in front of my fireplace.
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