U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
Most the numbers in my phone are mistakes. It's a virtual graveyard of people I should never pick up for.
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
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