I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
I'm having to shit out rocks
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