why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
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