The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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