We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
I convinced her last night that my actual nickname was "No Condom John"
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
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