i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
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